<p>I kinda like Sluggbug’s suggestion, slackerbarbie. </p>
<p>Barbielicious
Everybodylovesmommy
Collegegirlbarbie
Coolcalmom
justchillinbarbie (yes, borrowed that from above)
Concerneddude</p>
<p>I like WWBarbieDo?</p>
<p>Good visual. Are you blonde 
?</p>
<p>slacker barbies come with </p>
<p>*a cell phone
*a table at starbucks
*a foldout couch in skipper’s apartment
*a collection agency ken
*groovy eyeglasses</p>
<p>slackerbarbie also comes with
*flat screen TV and lifetime supply of bonbons
*pink answer machine so that when the office calls, she doesn’t have to answer
*pink fuzzy slippers and bathrobe
*pink credit card to spend the money she doesn’t have (see collection agency ken, above)</p>
<p>emptynesterintraining</p>
<p>“WWBarbiedo” wins hands down!!! ROTFLMAO</p>
<p>:D I saw a bumper sticker this week that said…RIDING MY A** IS BY INVITATION ONLY</p>
<p>slackerbarbie also comes with
*3 alarm clocks
*a computer with a CC screen saver
*a pink wastebasket and matching shredder (for shredding those pesky credit card bills)
*season one of Lost on DVD
*copy of Better Living Through Slacking
*pink Palm Pilot and matching visor</p>
<p>:D <em>WWBD</em></p>
<p>Limited Edition slackerbarbie accessory:</p>
<p>*cleaning service for her Malibu dream house</p>
<p>Whats in a name…your post reminded me of this
A guy calls information and asks for Jane Smith in San Francisco.
The operator tells him there are over 30 Jane Smiths listed and asks, “Do you have a street name?”</p>
<p>“Sure,” he said, “My buddies call me, Ice Milk!”</p>
<p>Mr. B,</p>
<p>That made me laugh more than anything in the joke thread!</p>
<p>A little back story on WWBarbieDo…For years, I’ve gone to a music festival in CA with a group of friends. It is 4 days of camping and music. Many camps have themes such as Camp Pig Out, Camp Remember, Camp Buy Me Love, etc. So, one year we were Camp Barbie. On the first day of the festival, one of the guys in the group came up with the response ‘What Would Barbie Do?’ to just about any question/situation. It made perfect sense as Barbie is so talented. It of course became the tagline for the festival.
Some of the Barbies who were seen that weekend were Psychedelic Barbie, Lawn Ornament Barbie, Post-Menapausal Barbie, and Barbie Off Her Meds.</p>
<p>Sounds like Californians with a great sense of humour…</p>