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<p>So an old ratty moth-eaten gravy-stained West Point dress uniform will suit you? :eek:</p>
<p>Why not just get a Brigadier General’s uniform and wear it instead? Those shiny stars on your shoulder will really make you look cool! :rolleyes:</p>
<p>Make sure you take lots of pictures and post them on myspace and facebook, too.</p>
<p>And don’t forget to identify yourself as “that kid” at I-day, your upperclass will love to see such a motivated young man join them.</p>
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<p>(sarcasm off)</p>
<p>Just get a tuxedo.</p>