<p>Emerson’s Medieval Banquet, takes place. Each senior in the house invites a professor]]</p>
<p>Since your daughter is applying for Emerson, I hesitate to give you the whole story, albeit second hand.</p>
<p>A certain beloved Dean was the guest of honor and, well, lets say, um, cough, do you know what a keg stand is? :)</p>
<p>Still not as good as the martini glass though.</p>