<p>Sell your sister or brother - He’s pretty laid back.</p>
<p>Pay a lot of money if you had it - But I don’t have it.</p>
<p>Give sexual favors to an adcom no matter how ugly they might be - Easy.</p>
<p>Run 100 miles non stop - No. I don’t have the heart/lungs.</p>
<p>Get shot in a non lethal area - I’ve had worse. Actually no, but this doesn’t sound to bad.</p>
<p>Smash 100 windows - Why not?</p>
<p>Cheat on a test badly - Eh.</p>
<p>Write 400 why I’m diverse letters to the adcom - Because I AM diverse. I think.</p>
<p>Send in 100 supplements - I’ll get the whole town to recommend me.</p>
<p>Beg on your knees … a lot - Easy.</p>
<p>Send a lot of Godiva - Easy, inexpensive.</p>
<p>Sabatoge another applicant - I would, but all the applications are in. Too late.</p>
<p>Sabatoge 50 applicants - See above.</p>