<p>Went in search for some math humor, to do a little “study” on humor. Will present 5 different math jokes. Who finds which one funny, and why?</p>
<p>1: Two people are traveling in a balloon over unknown territory.
“Hey!” they call out to a passerby, “where are we?”
The person looks carefully for a moment at them and yells back, “You’re in a balloon!”
“He must be a mathematician,” says one of the travelers to the other.
“Why is that?” asks the other.
"First, he thought awhile before answering. Second, his answer is absolutely precise. And third, it’s utterly useless.</p>
<p>2: As an experiment, an engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are placed in separate rooms and left with a can of food but no can-opener. A day later, the rooms are opened one by one.
In the first room, the engineer is snoring, with a battered, opened and emptied can. When asked, he explains that when he got hungry, he beat the can to its failure point.
In the second room, the physicist is seen mouthing equations, with a can popped open beside him. When asked, he explains that when he got hungry, he examined the stress points of the can, applied pressure, and ‘pop’!
In the third room, the mathematician is found sweating, and mumbling to himself, ‘Assume the can is open, assume the can is open…’</p>
<p>3: What should you do when it rains? Coincide</p>
<p>4: She: Why is “6” afraid of “7”?
He: Because “7, 8, 9”.</p>
<p>5: A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground and measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: “Just like a mathematician! We need to know the height, and he gives us the length!”</p>