<p>Doomster I hate you a lot. This totally and completely cancels out any of my previous exclamations of love for you :]</p>
<p>Btw, maybe you should try pluperfect to clue us in to when in the past you did something (like, hm… seeing the first page as opposed to seeing the second ;]) instead of going into the confusing statements of “I saw the first page” and “The second one looks interesting” (which makes no sense, were you actually looking at the page as you were typing? improbable, I think). Maaaybe? :]</p>