<p>Nobody is allowed on my bed but me. Last year I had disc chairs and floor pillows and this year I have a couch. There is no reason for people to sit on the bed if you provide another option, and not wanting people on the bed is a pretty common pet peeve. No one will complain if you can give them a cushion to sit on at least. It is better to keep everyone off the bed than to target the one stinker if you are concerned about preserving her feelings. </p>
<p>I think I may have known someone with that fish issue. I knew her from middle to high school and she reeked so badly that I had to stop driving to school with her because I had to come home and immediately launder all my clothes and had to resist the urge to bathe in bleach. Like actually. I think I threatened to kill myself to get my mom to start taking me to school instead because it was THAT BAD. I haven’t seen her in almost four years and I still occasionally have nightmares about being trapped in her car. Thankfully she wasn’t a nice person anyway or I’d feel bad.</p>