<p>Tell them you’re thinking of joining the armed forces. Or joining a cult. Most people who ask don’t care about your answer anyway, it’s just conversation. This way you can find out if they are actually paying attention. </p>
<p>Q: So, you’re going to be a senior! Where are you apply?
A: I am going to circus school. I want to work in the big top.
Q: Uh-huh. That’s nice. How’s your family?</p>