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<p>oh i know this kid who wears an OM on a chain. and its has a right and backwards way of being worn (it looks like this…<a href=“http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:MJf9H-xBilUJ:www.wikiwiki.de/newwiki/uploads/Profiles/om.png[/url]”>http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:MJf9H-xBilUJ:www.wikiwiki.de/newwiki/uploads/Profiles/om.png&lt;/a&gt;. and he always has it on backwards, and so i was making fun of him and he was like, “if its the right way in a mirror is it wrong in real life?” i laughed so freaking hard it was great</p>

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<p>For the person who made fun of the girl saying “keep it on the LD” some people say low-down as opposed to down-low, so LD is correct.</p>

<p>Dumb thing I have said regarding my friend telling me how most kids in her class go home during their frees: “Well yeah, most of you guys must live near your houses”</p>

<p>My favorite dumb question:</p>

<p>“What day of the week is tuesday?”</p>

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<p>haha…lots of funny things come to mind…</p>

<p>while playing trivial pursuit, one of the questions was “what was the first assassination broadcast live on tv?” or something like that, and my aunt blurts out “abraham lincoln!” (she later claimed she was joking, but we don’t believe her)</p>

<p>in my bro’s spanish class, the teacher asked if anyone had been to central america and a girl raised her hand and said “i’ve been to chicago”</p>

<p>this is a little off topic but i can’t help ranting sometimes…
my AP US history teacher is a moron. Someone asked him how many presidents had been assassinated and he’s trying to count: “lincoln, garfield–can’t remember if garfield was before or after lincoln…pause…pause…JFK…” me: “McKinley” --side note, we were STUDYING McKinley at the time-- him: “was McKinley killed? Oh, I thought he just died in office” He also at various points during the year couldn’t remember who the President of the Confederacy was or name any civil war generals except Lee. And he took our final and got a lower score than I did. and he’s teaching ap us history. and his pass rate is 20-something percent. and his ego is so big it’s difficult to fit into the classroom.</p>

<p>okay, enough ranting…got a little carried away there…</p>

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<p>This isnt a dumb question/comment at all…but it is my favorite quote from high school:</p>

<p>In Calc AB one morning…“Isnt it funny that we grew up thinking girls had cooties only to learn that they have STDs when we got older…”</p>

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<p>Though I’m homeschooled, I’ve been participating in APUSH review sessions at an area high school. At one review session, the teacher passed around a bag of 50 states quarters, had each of us randomly draw one, and then had us say something about the state on the back. One girl took a look at the back of her coin and asked, “E Pluribus Unum – is that the guy who designed the coin?” IN APUSH OF ALL PLACES!!!</p>

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<p>I said something really stupid the other day. My friend and were talking about driving on the left side of the road. She said, “They only drive on the left side of the road in island nations.” And then I said, “What about in Britain?”<br>
And one time I told my friend that I couldn’t eat popcorn shrimp because my oral surgeon said I couldn’t eat popcorn for two weeks, but I’d just had my wisdom teeth taken out, so I was kind of drugged up.</p>

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<p>I just thought of one. So I was telling my friend a story and it happened on the 17th and it was the 22nd. So I said that and I was like, “oh so how many days ago was that? What’s 22 minus 17?” And my friend enthusiastically blurts out, “NEGATIVE 3!!” And I just looked at him b/c I knew that wasn’t right but I couldn’t think of the correct answer. I don’t know whether I figured it out or laughed first but it was funny.</p>

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<p>last year during bc calc we were learning taylor series and we were doing problems in class. i raised my hand and asked wat’s the derivative of sinx. I dunno *** i was thinking, i prolly blanked out for some reason. My teacher was about to rape me. He still makes fun of me for it.</p>

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<p>“My teacher was about to rape me”</p>

<p>never a good proposition</p>

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<p>I remember my APUSH class, the teacher asked how many amendments are there. No one raised their hands (I know it’s 26 but just too lazy to raise my hand). and I was shock no one raised their hands. I thought it would be a few dozen fighting for a participation credit…-.-…but o well…no one did. and she got ****ed and say 26.</p>

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<p>Actually, there are 27 amendments.</p>

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<p>Also one time, in ap psychology when we’re talking about colorblinds and the rods and cones. My teacher mentioned how he didn’t even know the colors of the traffic lights. He told us one time when he was asked that question, he responded “red,yellow and blue”. lol I was cracking up…and HE GOT A CAR. I wonder how he manage to drive. I’m sure he dont got colorblind either.</p>

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<p>In fifth grade, i know it has been said but here it goes:</p>

<p>Teacher: When was the War of 1812
Student: I don’t know, I’M NOT AN ELECTRICIAN</p>

<p>I couldn’t believe what he said…i bet he’s still in fifth grade (he wasn’t a nice guy either…)</p>

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<p>In AP Lang, we were reading The Raven, by Poe. Anyway, there’s that part where the raven lands on the bust of Pallas.<br>
“Who’s Pallas?” A girl asks,
“No, not who. It’s a type of statue… a really white one,” says my teacher.
“Umm… I think he means the Greek goddess Athena. You know, Pallas Athene?” I say.
“Oh, yes. Athena. The goddess of love.” teacher says.
“That’s Aphrodite, isn’t it?” the other student asks.
“Yes, she was, but so was Athene.” says teacher
“I always thought that Athene was the virgin goddess of war, wisdom and craftmanship.” I push</p>

<p>At that point the teacher started glaring at us all and proceeded with the poem…</p>