How important is religion to you?

[Millancad]

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1. Holds services after 3pm but before 6pm.
2. Does not force hugging or singing.
3. Is willing to admit that the mouth of Hell is actually located in Times Square.
4. Knows that Lady Gaga is a prophet.
5. Will not get angry at me for occasionally mixing up “apostle” with “Aeropostale.”
   Frankly, I think my way sounds better.

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<p>Hahaha, you have a few of my concerns. When I go to church, I either go to Saturday Catholic mass at 5PM, perfect time. No hugging, but a little singing and some handshaking. Or, I go to Greek Orthodox church, which is way too early and won’t let me take communion unless I convert, but has absolutely no singing and has a delicious breakfast after.</p>