<p>In the “unexpected fines” category we can add the softball uniform that d forgot to turn in and found rolling around under the seat of her car. Not sure that’s going to be usable for anyone else . . . </p>
<p>We make our own food and the beverages are nonalcoholic, but dang, no grad party/open house? Man, and I thought I lived among the somber Scandinavians of the great frozen north.</p>
<p>Won’t tell you what I spent on pictures, but got a prom dress on the clearance rack at Macy’s for $40. </p>
<p>No gifts for the teachers. The joy of spending time with my child is “gift” enough. BAHAHAHAHA. </p>
<p>Come on, folks, these are fluff pieces. Don’t let 'em rile you.</p>