Husband and wife discover they are twins!

<p>Parent2noles, the only difference is that with a twin a bobopsy won’t show anything.</p>

<p>Hmm…Opa! :)</p>

<p>Searching for more info on this, not finished yet, but, found this joke:</p>

<p>Mam: Why are you looking so sad?
Son: I wanted to go out with Gwyneth Jones, but I just talked to Dad, and he told me he’s her father.
Mam: Never mind, love. He may be her father, but he’s not yours.</p>

<p>It’s an urban legend. I’d bet way more than 25 cents on that.</p>

<p>Hey there p2n!!! Ya really can’t make this stuff up!!
Of course, here in the south,everybody is related to each other anyway, so it really wouldn’t be big news…</p>

<p>Washdad–
A bobopsy?? That’s funny (or should I say, punny). Was that intentional?</p>

<p>Reminds me of an old(sick) joke: What do you call a boy in the water with no arms or legs? Ans: Bob
What do you call a woman with one wooden leg? Ans: Peg
Ok, I’ll stop.</p>

<p>lol - oldies but still goodies. Do you have a million of them?</p>

<p>Hi jym! Happy New Year! :)</p>

<p>Life is stranger than fiction. I believe it was a “bibopsy”, however. I have read where that did actually happen. Ditto the twins being attracted…</p>

<p>Ah - here it is:</p>

<p>[color=magenta]So now you are family. All my life, I have a lump at the back of my neck. Then, I hit the menopause and the lump got bigger. Then I get the hormoneeees and they do the bi-bipbop-bibopsy. Inside the lump, they found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes, inside the lump…was my twin.<a href=“%5Burl=http://www.moviequotes.com/fullquote.cgi?qnum=80913]Welcome%20to%20Movie%20Quotes%20-%20Repository%20-%20Full%20Quote%20from%20My%20Big%20Fat%20Greek%20Wedding%20-%202002[/url]”>/color</a></p>

<p>^^ gee, p2, I’d somehow managed to forget that line from the movie. Thanks ever so much for refreshing my memory…</p>

<p>Hey-- on another vein-- guess what fair state my #1 son may be working in after graduation???</p>

<p>Florida? What will he be doing?</p>

<p>My cousin and my neighbor at the same time had ovarian growths which turned out to be their twins - just like in the movie. </p>

<p>In my mother’s tiny midwestern town, a pair of first cousins who were married moved to town and had two daughters around my mother’s age (this is in the early 1920’s). Both daughters were relatively normal in cognitive ability, but had a weird facial defect - their eyes were almost on the sides of their faces, like a fish. Don’t marry your cousin.</p>

<p>lol !</p>

<p>^You just insulted the esteemed Flounder family of Prairie Bluff, Ark. ;)</p>

<p>^^^^ LOL! But wait, I though Flounder was in Animal House, not My Big Fat Greek Wedding…
but I digress…
As for DS#1’s plans–
don’t want to blab publicly-- meet me in the bathroom stall. Oh wait-- that’s another thread.</p>

<p>jym626, f you’re meeting someone in a bathroom stall may I suggest you request a DNA test first?</p>

<p>^^^ LOL over30! But at my age, Don’t think a DNA test will be necessary. It would be a true miracle of nature!!</p>

<p>Wait a sec…we’re not gay. How would we meet in a stall? I’d get thrown out of any women’s bathroom and you’d attract far too much attention from all the gays in the men’s room with your Gucci dress and Prada shoes.</p>

<p>:confused:</p>

<p>Jeez, look what a perfectly decent thread has turned into. Why don’t you all just get a stall for crying out loud?</p>

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<p>Add a twist to the movie? Yes that too, but Lone Star was arguably all about incest. It’s just that the eventual incest is a symbol for murky secrets and a vehicle for a story that explores all sorts of racial, historical, and community issues. It is one of the best movies of all time, IMO. It is an amazing, amazing film. And it’s icky 'cause the incest scene is actually kinda hot. (gag)</p>

<p>Hijacking this thread to a more conventional direction…give me a hint. What’s up with S1, jym?</p>

<p>PS, have you added any more Mazdas to your collection? :)</p>

<p>Lone Star really was good.</p>

<p>I assume you mean the beer and not some bizarre movie about stalls?</p>