Hypothetical college application that would guarantee acceptance into all schools

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>Saved a professor from a burning car</p>

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<p>The Donald’s daughter!!</p>

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<p>lmao this thread makes me smile/laugh :)</p>

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<p>You guys don’t know what the hell you are talking about. Last year I cured cancer, saved Harvard’s head of admissions from a burning building, and won the nobel peace prize and I still got rejected from Harvard. </p>

<p>Oh I should also add that I had a 2400 SAT and was ranked 1st in my class at Andover. I was the #2 basketball recruit in the country as well. Did I mention I won pulitzers in TWO categories?</p>

<p>I can’t believe they rejected me. I am pretty sure it was because I only had 18 hours of community service… oh well, I got into my local community college so it’s alright I guess.</p>

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<p>lol. C’est la vie.</p>

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<p>lol (10 ch)</p>

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<ul>
<li>Winner of Teen Jeopardy!</li>
</ul>

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<p>…who’s been floating on this site asking for chances at Harvard…so maybe that doesn’t guarantee acceptance into all schools.</p>

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<p>1) from Wyoming
2) SAT 2300
3) SAT II 740, 790, 800
4) GPA 3.95+
5) top 10 rank
6) decent EC’s with leadership </p>

<h1>1 is what makes it a lock.</h1>

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<p>I was a winner on Kids’ Jeopardy when I was younger. Will that help with admissions?</p>

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<p>you just need to be related to the founder of hte university. if your great great grandfather founded the place, you own it and should get in.</p>