<p>1) Open a thread called ‘The-Official-I’m-Gonna-Send-In-My-Essays-Two-Seconds-Before-The-Deadline’ to pwn the previous threads.</p>
<p>2) Procrastinate.</p>
<p>3) Wait until the last two seconds. Click submit and cross your fingers.</p>
<p>4) Refresh the ‘New Posts’ page on CC and count how many ‘I submitted one second past the deadline, noes’ or similar threads there are.</p>