<p>I would like to know why there isn’t a Cat Whisperer and shows of that ilk. After all, cats can be trained–you see trained cats in the movies all the time. And I am sure that owners would love to know how to best help Fluffy break some of those annoying habits.</p>
<p>Well, make sure your DH doesn’t make strange noises in his sleep…psycho kitty may try to “fix” that: </p>
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<p>Rats. I think I locked my cat (who got here middle name Sarah from a certain political figure because they share some similarities: both are pretty, annoying, like to hunt, and are not the sharpest tools in the shed) in our bedroom. She does have a water bowl in the bathroom, but it will be interesting to see what kind of presents she will leave for us. The irony is that we keep the doors closed so the kitten would not get inside and pee on our bed! Rats.</p>
<p>We’ve had cats for about 20 years, and I’m still amazed at their behavior. We’ve learned to be very careful about open/then closed cupboards, etc., as we lost our first cat for 24 hours after we folded him up in a fold-out couch. None the worse for wear, he gave an indignant swish of his tail and marched on to the litter box (thank goodness). This is the same cat who would sit upon the shelf of my pregnant belly and swat my unborn son when he kicked. Probably why said S pushed said kitty into the toilet when he was two. :)</p>
<p>A cat question: two of the three we have now (brother and sister) knead us like fresh dough. The other two we’ve had/have never did such a thing. Are these two odd? or is this normal?</p>
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<p>P.S. Our labrador retriever targeted my dad quite obviously. Dad had been horsing around with a hose in the back yard, spraying the dog (who loved water, as do most labs). After Dad put down the hose and turned his back to our dog, you could see the gleam in the lab’s eyes. He took my dad down at the knees like a fullback. Licking ensued. :)</p>
<p>^^^Kittens knead their mother when they nurse, I think. Must bring down the milk? My cat used to do that too.</p>
<p>You know Sequoia, there is that snoring thing going on. Maybe I’ll just let Mr. Kitty work this one out for me.</p>
<p>I just love the title of this thread and laugh every time I see it!</p>
<p>Sequoia: That video is HILARIOUS! </p>
<p>Ah, all your posts make me miss having a kitty so much. </p>
<p>My mom’s cat sent a card to my dog. I read the card aloud to him. “Sit!” “Drop!” “Speak!” “Get on your rug!” Most embarrassing part was that my doggie did everything kitty told him to do as I read aloud to him. He must have felt so humiliated when he realized it was the kitty that was bossing him around :eek:</p>
<p>I have two cats, half-siblings, one kneads occasionally, one never. They have very different personalities in every other way, too. Neither has attempted homicide or office equipment repairs.</p>
<p>Love the YouTube video!!!</p>
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<p>Hahahahahahahaha! Thanks for giving me a good laugh today :)</p>
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<p>Nnja kitty…maybe you can hire Mr Kitty out?</p>
<p>Funniest thread title ever.</p>
<p>I love that. A mercenary kitty!</p>
<p>When my husband and I got married we were given a cat by my mother in law. This cat had an adversion to my husband. The cat peed on his side of the bed and delighted in jumping out at him when he rounded the corner to use the restroom at night. Too fUNNY!</p>