<p>I remember telling someone when I was really young, that after I finished elementary school, I would go to “journey high school”.</p>
<p>I thought my friend was going to die when she cut her lip at school and it started bleeding a lot.</p>
<p>I remember once in preschool when we were singing the morning song and I patted my friend on the back and told her “Good Job”. However, I was a strong 3 year old, and I guess I must have whacked her really hard, because the next minute she was crying and telling the teacher that I hit her. So I had to go to the principal’s office and go through an interrogation session as to why I hit her. Then I started crying and so I went home. hahaaha.</p>
<p>I used to think that money could buy happiness, but after reading “The Great Gatsby,” I decided that money couldn’t buy happiness. Gatsby had lots of money, but in the end, he didn’t get Daisy.</p>
<p>I thought that there were little leprechauns inside every TV set that just held up pictures really fast to make them look like they were moving.</p>
<p>I thought that in the song “Bad Moon Rising” when it says “there’s a bad moon on the rise” it was saying “there’s a bathroom on the right”</p>
<p>I thought that prima donna was really Pre-Madonna.</p>
<p>wow this has brought back some really random memories</p>
<p>“I thought that prima donna was really Pre-Madonna.”</p>
<p>ME TOO! lol.</p>
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<p>umbrellas, that’s really cool, and somehow that makes sense to me (that you would have believed that). lol.</p>
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<p>I still believed that until 4 seconds ago.</p>
<p>“The Olympian Gods and all the monsters and nymphs really existed in Ancient Greece.”
Me too.</p>
<p>I didn’t know that the alphabet went “L, M, N, O, P.” I thought it was ellemenopee.</p>
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<p>Are you joking? How old are you? What did you get on the SAT? lol.</p>
<p>I did think that my private elementary school’s tuition (the fees my parents gave to the office every month) was the “phease,” a specific noun lol</p>
<p>Amazing thread!</p>
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<li>Cows could use toilets. Seriously, my dad has such a sense of humor.</li>
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<p>My parents told me the truth about everything, and I have no siblings.</p>
<p>No wonder I’m so cynical.</p>
<p>hahaha you remind me of a friend of mine who just defines cynical.</p>
<p>remembered one !</p>
<p>I convinced myself i knew swahili after i watched this show on tv. So i went to my Kindergarten teacher and told her that, and she believed me! My mom got a call later that day from the teacher asking how I learned it.</p>
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<p>I’m 14. :p</p>
<p>I thought that when it said “NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS” on lip balm, it meant that the company of the makeup was stating that they didn’t know what would happen if you put some on your pets so if it died or something, they wouldn’t assume responsibility for it. </p>
<p>I thought that PKWY (parkway) stood for Pinkyway.</p>
<p>I thought that the word “teenager” meant “mailman.”</p>
<p>i used to think that dogs didnt sleep.</p>
<p>i didnt have one, and everytime I would go to someones house, no matter what time it was, the dog would be right there at the door.</p>
<p>I used to think Mayo Clinic and Sloan Kettering were colleges. Good job, Mom and Dad, indoctrinating an ignorant, impressionable child whom they wanted to grow up to be a doctor.</p>
<p>I honestly cannot think of one assumption I had as a children. Really! I have almost no memories of my childhood.</p>
<p>poor you… my oldest recollection is that i am throwing up a cupcake my godmother just made for me.</p>
<p>I used to believe that when people said that it was raining cats and dogs, they really meant it (which is frightening for a kid who was scared ****less of both animals back then)</p>
<p>I believed that Alexandria (the city) was named after two people named: Alex and Ria.</p>
<p>I believed that Mayo clinic served Mayonaize</p>
<p>I believed that internet was evil because it never connected when I tried to go on. lol.</p>
<p>I believed that Europe was a country</p>