“I would vote for the person who can make everyone be nice to everyone else. No more bullying, no more mocking, no more challenging. Just nice and supportive and encouraging.”
Someone tried that 2000 years ago, and look what happened to him…
I’d like someone who can make small engines (leaf blowers, lawn mowers, chain saws, etc) a great deal less noisy.
I would vote for someone who would abolish all delivery fees. Furniture comes the day after you order it with 4 government sponsored weigh lifters cheerfully hoisting it up the stairs and placing it in every possible spot until you’re satisfied.
You need free range hens.
Problem solved! 
I would vote for the person that made daily napping a law!
Flying cars or the flux capacitor.
Someone needs to send these ideas to SNL. They could have a great debate between all these crazy candidates! Just what we need in a depressingly angry political season.
I would vote for someone like Josiah Bartlett.
I would vote for someone who would choose large fonts in colors that contrast strongly with the background.