<p>Camille dumped me! WHY?! WHY!!! I just don’t understand…<em>sobs harder than when Sauron was rejected from Berkely</em></p>
<p>^^^ Freak.</p>
<p>i bet ucb would accept sauron… you know, celebrity and all</p>
<p>though he might have a better chance at harvard/brown…</p>
<p>good at oral sex.
obedient.
does not flirt w/my friends.</p>
<p>obedient? why don’t you just get a dog?</p>
<p>^I have a dog and I love him. I also like women.</p>
<p>nah, i was just trying to annoy some of the women.</p>
<p>The requirement of many for their “ideal other” to have certain political beliefs is FASCINATING. (and bad, IMO, because I think politicization is bad)</p>
<p>Politics can replace religion in a secular culture.</p>
<p>OMG, are you like serious with this thread? Like, this thread is so ■■■■■■■■ oh my god oh my god oh my god. Like, its as stupid as my friend getting dumped by his boyfriend, gosh!</p>
<p>Ideal woman? As long as she’s like my mom, she’s ideal for me :).</p>
<p>^ Nick man, I never knew this side of you existed lol</p>
<p>Pretty soon you will be changing that location to ann arbor won’t you?</p>
<p><em>Still sobbing</em> Why are you mocking me? Can’t you have pity on me and close this relationship thread out of kindness? </p>
<p>Can’t you remember everything I’ve done for you guys!!!</p>
<p>…i’m kind of scared</p>
<p>■■■■■ @ this thread.</p>
<p>just a little into drugs</p>
<p>is cademically competitive</p>
<p>or at least that she can spell academic</p>
<p>highly amusing thread…</p>
<p>a woman that i cannot touch or talk to. someone who i can dream about. she must be modest and inaccessible, out of touch with reality. secluded in an estate.</p>
<p><em>cries</em> Like my mom Scarlet, the southern belle of Tara. Quite is an incestrous thought! ヘンタイだね？</p>
<p>she must be a brunette: shining black hair…small…asian-looking…dark eyes…utterly inexplicable…</p>
<p>i must say to her:
*je vous aime, mais ne touch</p>
<p>1)I saw mommy kissing sauronvoldemort, underneath the Christmas tree last night…</p>
<p>It was so…WRONG! Reject this new age methology, return to ethics and victorian morals…</p>
<p>2) Wait a minute… je vous aime…did you say I am your anime? You mean that you’re a fictional character that was somehow able to transend space into this direction and interact with the real world? Whoa, that is so deep…you must be like Lain’s lover!</p>
<p>charizard, ur a woman, and should understand these artistic sensibilities.</p>
<p>i meant to say</p>
<p>je t’aime, mais je dois te rejeter. je veux te sentir, mais le dieu ne me permet pas.</p>