<p>“Sooo, do I get godlike powers to enforce my changes? Or do they have to actually work? Because the real solution to the healthcare crisis is for Americans to quit whining and go take care of themselves. I’d make people realise that if they live on twinkies and slim jims they can’t complain if they get fat and depressed. I’d make people stop expecting to look like a supermodel, run like an athlete, think like Einstein, and eat like a gourmet. I’d reinstall the self-reliance and determination that made this country in the first place!”</p>
<p>Articulate this and make it a public service announcement. “Shut up and work.”</p>
<p>We need more people to think like you.</p>