If you had the choice..

<p>Beheading, ***.</p>

<p>■■■■■■ or Dumbass.</p>

<p>Dumbass.</p>

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<p>I will, if you can prove to me that saying ‘neither’ isn’t ‘avoiding people’s questions.’</p>

<p>Kumquats or teal?</p>

<p>Kumquats.</p>

<p>Hemingway or Vonnegut.</p>

<p>Vonnegut</p>

<p>plaid or pinstripe?</p>

<p>Pinstripe.</p>

<p>Mouse pads or Belgian waffles?</p>

<p>belgian waffles</p>

<p>Super Fresh or Acme?</p>

<p>Super Fresh.</p>

<p>Superbad or Cuban cigars?</p>

<p>Superbad, I guess?</p>

<p>celery or carrots?</p>

<p>Celery.</p>

<p>Thermodynamics or espresso makers?</p>

<p>espresso makers</p>

<p>cubed ice or crushed?</p>

<p>Cubed.</p>

<p>Hospital cafeterias or Target?</p>

<p>Target</p>

<p>brunettes or blondes?</p>

<p>Brunettes. </p>

<p>Tall guys or short guys.</p>

<p>either</p>

<p>lots of brothers or lots of sisters?</p>

<p>Lots of brothers.</p>

<p>TPBM is a peach.</p>

<p>wait, what? you’ve got the wrong thread, silly :D. (but true, nonetheless)</p>

<p>Yankees or Red Sox?</p>

<p>Yankees.</p>

<p>Wow, I need sleep. Good night.</p>

<p>Toyota or penguins?</p>

<p>penguins</p>

<p>(good night)</p>

<p>New York or Los Angeles?</p>

<p>LA.</p>

<p>Half-empty or half-full?</p>

<p>Twice as large as necessary. :smiley: </p>

<p>Physics problem set or English essay?</p>