If you had the choice..

<p>feefaifoefum</p>

<p>left-handed or right-handed?</p>

<p>Right-handed.</p>

<p>Dreads or tails?</p>

<p>Tails</p>

<p>explosion or implosion?</p>

<p>Implosion.</p>

<p>Defenestration or disembowelment.</p>

<p>disembowlment</p>

<p>funny or happy?</p>

<p>Funny.</p>

<p>Quid pro quo or kakistocracy?</p>

<p>Quid pro quo.</p>

<p>In Rem Verso or Novus Ordo Seclorum?</p>

<p>what the…
umm in rem verso</p>

<p>me or you</p>

<p>Confusing. You, meaning me.</p>

<p>Thirty or polaroid cameras?</p>

<p>Thirty.</p>

<p>11 or 13?</p>

<p>13</p>

<p>hoagie or sub?</p>

<p>13.</p>

<p>edit: Sub.</p>

<p>Spanish or Spaniels?</p>

<p>Spaniel.</p>

<p>Sphinx or Chimera.</p>

<p>Sphinx.</p>

<p>Spanish or Portugeuse?</p>

<p>Spanish</p>

<p>yo or 'sup?</p>

<p>spinx</p>

<p>apartment or house</p>

<p>House.</p>

<p>Purple or pirate ships?</p>

<p>Purple.</p>

<p>Alliteration or assonance?</p>

<p>Alliteration</p>

<p>esoteric or ludicrous?</p>

<p>Esoteric.</p>

<p>Polyester or banjos and ukuleles?</p>