If you had the choice..

<p>sippy cup…Im too classy for a frikkin bottle</p>

<p>Clever && Quick wit or Sarcastic dry humor?</p>

<p>clever and quick witted. </p>

<p>dry cleaning or scuba diving?</p>

<p>Scuba diving.</p>

<p>GMT or stock market crashes?</p>

<p>gmt.</p>

<p>alzheimers or parkinsons?</p>

<p>Hawaii.</p>

<p>Ballet or suicide?</p>

<p>hey, you cant say none. cheeeaaaterrr.</p>

<p>hawaii.</p>

<p>edit, ballet.</p>

<p>toyota or honda?</p>

<p>Honda.</p>

<p>You can say none! I’ve witnessed the effects of Parkinson’s and of Alzheimer’s first hand, and you don’t want either!</p>

<p>The letter J or cappuccino?</p>

<p>no, you cant say none. absolutely not. its an abomination.</p>

<p>the letter j.</p>

<p>red hair or hemorrhoids?</p>

<p>The letter J.</p>

<p>It’s a funny little letter. (i.e, Job, Fjord, Johann, Julio) It does so many things. Anyways…</p>

<p>EDIT: Red hair, what the hell do you think?</p>

<p>Wii or PS3 or XBox 360?</p>

<p>wii.</p>

<p>the swing or the monkey bars?</p>

<p>monkey bars!</p>

<p>hop scotch or jump rope?</p>

<p>jump rope.</p>

<p>tetherball or four square.</p>

<p>tetherball</p>

<p>US or UK</p>

<p>UK</p>

<p>Nikon or Canon?</p>

<p>Sorry if this one has been done - I didn’t read the last 205 pages :)</p>

<p>Nikon</p>

<p>spoon and fork or spork?</p>

<p>SPORK FTW!!!</p>

<p>MAC OS X or Windows Vista?</p>

<p>MAC OS X
**** or suck</p>

<p>Wha?</p>

<p>Jon Stewart OR Stephen Colbert?</p>

<p>who?</p>

<p>China or russia?</p>

<p>russia.</p>

<p>dna or charles dickens?</p>