If you had the choice..

<p>Athlete.</p>

<p>Synthetic, easy to maintain “grass” or natural, lumpy grass?</p>

<p>Natural lumpy grass.</p>

<p>Lemonade or hammock?</p>

<p>hammock, lemonade is too sour.</p>

<p>cockroach or president bush?</p>

<p>Cockroach, they could live through nuclear blasts. President Bush…not so much.</p>

<p>Coke or Pepsi?</p>

<p>coke.</p>

<p>hot chocolate or star wars?</p>

<p>star wars</p>

<p>Work in Wall street making 6 figures or a Hollywood SuperModel?</p>

<p>Neither…wall street, I guess.</p>

<p>Apples or grapes?</p>

<p>then why say neither? by the way, your sn reminds me of KFC ;)</p>

<p>Grapes; they’re fun to eat</p>

<p>cocoa butter or vaseline intensive care?</p>

<p>vaseline intensive care. i love me some vaseline.</p>

<p>charles darwin or windex?</p>

<p>Darwin. You can’t have a conversation with Windex.</p>

<p>The Darwin Awards or Snopes.com?</p>

<p>the darwin awards.</p>

<p>newsweek or washing your car?</p>

<p>Newsweek.</p>

<p>Fuzzy flowers or fuzzy grass?</p>

<p>Fuzzy flowers.</p>

<p>Cockroach or tarantula?</p>

<p>Tarantula. I had a bad experience with a cockroach once.</p>

<p>Mouse or hamster.</p>

<p>Mouse.</p>

<p>Community college or 1000 dollars?</p>

<p>1000</p>

<p>Spinach or Brussel sprouts?</p>

<p>Spinach.</p>

<p>Broccoli or cauliflower?</p>

<p>Broccoli</p>

<p>Macroeconomics or Microeconomics</p>

<p>Microeconomics.</p>

<p>Laptop or desktop?</p>

<p>Laptop.</p>

<p>Mac or Windows?</p>