<p>Lol at the OP’s bitterness. I’m still deciding between Vassar and a few other schools, but regardless of my final decision, I know Vassar is a spectacular school. I had a sibling attend a few years ago, and he didn’t find any of these things the OP outlines to be prevalent problems at Vassar. Oh and I’ve visited multiple times because of my brother, so I can answer the food question. Baby Cakes and Beech Tree (right next to the campus) are both really good. Also, The Dutch Cabin has new management (now called Billy Bob’s Bbq) and was good when I went a few days ago.</p>