I'm having a pre-transfer crisis and am not sure if I should go to college now. Please help!

To me it sounds like you have little major prep for any of the majors you were originally interested in and it sounds like you might end up staying longer than 2 years regardless of which major you choose at this point. I would sit down with your academic advisor and try to map out a strategy and hopefully they have suggestions on what would be the best path to take. Have you gone to your orientation? I would see if you can talk to some one UCSD now and try to figure things out.