I'm undecided between Stanford and...

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The joke goes like this:</p>

<p>John: "Mary, where do you go to school?</p>

<p>Mary:“Dartmouth College.”</p>

<p>John:“It is only a COLLEGE? Well, I guess that’s better than mine. Mine is a junior university.”</p>

<p>Mary:"Which one?</p>

<p>John:“Leland Stanford Junior Univeristy.”</p>

<p>Mary: “Someone on CC said that’s joke.”</p>

<p>John:“No, it’s a real university.”</p>

<p>Mary:“I see.”</p>