<p>Somehow or another, I missed the part of your OP that said you already had swing-aways! Oops. Sorry. Since you do most of the cooking anyway, if I were your wife, I’d simply use the lack of a decent can opener as the reason to take away that last 5%.</p>
<p>(Last year, I helped out at a wedding and loaned my apron to someone who has yet to return it. He apologized last time I saw him, and I said that was okay - I’ve been gettin mileage out of it. “Can’t possibly cook - Friend still has my apron.”)</p>