Is mail from CU really interest in my son?

I wish. The fancier ones are all glossy and everything, and release all kinds of nasty toxins when lit on fire.

@ignoramusdad The higher the SAT/ACT scores, the longer the list of colleges that sends their stuff. The number will keep on growing. You may have to ask your neighbors whether you can put some in their recycling, since you will run out of space in your bin…