<p>We had a friend meet us in the Uffizi, and I was able to identify her as “winged Mercury” by her silver Pumas with little wings on them. </p>
<p>When in the Uffizi, make sure to see Botticelli’s “Madonna with a Pomegrante”. There she is, Mary (right out of Cimabue) holding fat baby Jesus holding a pomegranate. What self-respecting mother gives her infant a pomegranate?!?!?! In the background are a bunch of much more realistic looking teenagers (one of them supposedly Botticelli himself) archly peering down at this scene. </p>
<p>If you read your Janson, you’ll learn all kinds of high-fallutin’ stuff about how the Pomegranate is the symbol of suffering Jesus and all the torments he had to go through, etc., etc., scattering his seeds to the four corners of the earth, ad nausem, amen. Actually, Botticelli’s patron had just made a killing in the pomegranate market. (and Botticelli was an atheist, which comes through loud and clear in his paintings.)</p>
<p>If you go to the Academica, make sure to see the painting of Santa Barbara, the patron saint of terrorists. She is stepping all over her father, and has the twin towers in one arm against her breast, and a head dripping blood in the other. She is also the patron saint of fireworks.</p>
<p>The aforementioned Veil of Saint Agatha once prevented Mount Etna from going off.</p>
<p>Oh, I almost forget. Mini’s tomb is at San Miniatos. After he got his head cut off, he carried it up the hillside, and was buried there. Except for his head, which is in Metz. </p>
<p>When my d., who is now fluent in Italian, heard me going off on stuff like this, she did a credible job making believe she was just one of the locals who was just accompanying a crazy man.</p>
<p>(a little knowledge is a dangerous thing…;))</p>