I was going to suggest an essay contest for the Le Crueset but it sounds like it’s no longer on the market.
I don’t have much in the kitchen that I don’t use. Our kitchen and master bathroom are the same size—resulting in an overly large bathroom but an overly small kitchen. I only buy things I will use, since there’s no space. I don’t like clutter on the counter so it’s just the coffee stuff and my mixer. I do have a bunch of spatulas and three ice cream scoops that are often all in use at once.