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<p>These are some of my favorite things people have said:</p>

<p>lWannaGolvy’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.</p>

<p>lWannaGolvy counted to infinity - twice.</p>

<p>lWannaGolvy owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.</p>

<p>lWannaGolvy can speak braille.</p>

<p>lWannaGolvy once went on Jeopardy and answered, “Who is lWannaGolvy?” to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.</p>

<p>lWannaGolvy can divide by zero.</p>

<p>Any similarity to Chuck Norris jokes is purely coincidental.</p>

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<p>^^I think we’ve had enough of posers.</p>

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<p>You mean how Chuck Norris poses as me?</p>

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<p>No, how you pose as iwannagoivy.</p>

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<p>Haha I would have said how Chuck Norris poses as you. Is the original thread still around?</p>

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<p>now that is impossible–i’ve never heard of any schools, let alone any in alaska, that offer that many APs, and I live in Houston, where the most I’ve heard of is 22ish.</p>

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<p>He scored 1600 twice on the SAT LOL.</p>

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<p>Iwannagoivy cloned himself and went back in time to guarantee acceptance at all Ivy schools. And that’s one of his lesser accomplishments.</p>

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<p>Iwannagoivy colonized the black hole, this is also one of his minor accomplishments.</p>

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<p>He eventually found his own university…its called Harvard.</p>