****JANUARY 2015 SAT THREAD (INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS).****

@CleanSAT‌

“Greetings Mr. Lee, thanks for the update – are you available for a call regarding this matter? I would like to ask you directly for the names of students who are witnesses or have participated in cheating. We at the College Board work to ensure the integrity of the test and will make sure that the cheaters are punished.”

You obviously think that the people here on College Confidential are a bunch of idiots who don’t have the capacity to recognize idiocy and falsehood. Since when do ETS officials ask to call informants and directly request the names of student witnesses? LOL! The last part is even more hilarious. “We at the College Board…will make sure that the cheaters are punished.” ROFL!!! You correctly copied the first part about working to ensure the integrity of the test from the College Board website, but the last part is just plain idiotic. The College Board will never make such an overt statement promising with absolutely certainty to punish “the cheaters.” Moreover, since when does an ETS official speak so vociferously and directly on behalf of the College Board?

You obviously will never be a good scam artist, so my recommendation to you is to stop here before you make a further fool of yourself, but you most likely will never reply to any of these comments, will you, Samuel?