<p>My cousin broke down in the middle of the Everglades one night coming home from Miami on either Alligator Alley or the Tamiami Trail. Not sure if he called for road service or if a tow truck just happened along and stopped to help him, but the tow truck driver was really drunk and my cousin ended up driving the tow truck back to town with his car hitched up on back of the truck while the tow truck driver slept riding shotgun.</p>