<p>geek mom:</p>
<p>Oh how you forget
Where you met these friends of yours
Historymom’s post</p>
<p>Do you now recall
How addicted we once were
Just a page over </p>
<p>Eventually
Graduating class of '09
Original place</p>
<p>jeans and sweatshirt gal
she fell hard for blue sequins
glad I had plastic</p>
<p>Think time will show
S to be far more costly
Future ladies’ man</p>
<p>Sweet H is home ill
Embarrassing as he sees
My time spent this way</p>
<p>Oregon, my bad –
So long, intimidating,
I didn’t post there. :o</p>
<p>Tell your sick hubby
he needs sleep to recover –
no shoulder-surfing!</p>
<p>My senior boy’s mood
About clothing
Is hard to be understood.</p>
<p>Most of the days
Dark unbuttoned long sleeves
On top of thermals.</p>
<p>On some good day
A flamboyant tie
With a neat white dress shirt.</p>
<p>Big projects at work,
haikus tearing me away…
back to my day job!</p>
<p>I love son two’s hair
Long waves down to his shoulders
I loved the sixties!</p>
<p>Mathson sports geekfro
It also looks pretty good
If only he’d shave!</p>
<p>Why so sad, Dear Son?
Common App is not yet done
More schools want essays.</p>
<p>I am a turtle
Calm, placid, undemanding.
Who is this DRAGON?</p>
<p>(ps, above a lie, but I see it coming, DS is in class of 2010)</p>
<p>I needed to write
one more haiku to bring this
back up to page one!</p>
<p>Son skips dining hall
to make ramen in his room
breaking all the rules!</p>
<p>he needs to eat meat
not just msg and salt
eat protein son PLEASE!</p>
<p>fresh veggies are good
four glasses of milk you need
swedish fish are fake</p>
<p>oh, why won’t he eat
food that will make him grow strong?
he needs to gain weight.</p>
<p>Oh, why do I eat
food that makes me get too fat?
fat mom, thin son, why?</p>
<p>I type solo now.
My haiku friends at rest, sleep.
It’s all mine, all mine!</p>
<p>A friend of mine said
“I love to watch the TV”
Right on her Facebook!</p>
<p>She simply doesn’t care
what anyone thinks of her
she just loves her shows.</p>
<p>I can be brave too.
Yell, American Idol
In my loudest voice!</p>
<p>I love TV too!
Maybe Jack Bauer will save me
Monday night at nine.</p>
<p>Perhaps I could win
Jeopardy one of these nights
In my living room?</p>
<p>TMZ might want
to film my every move
or ask what I watch?</p>
<p>TV is my friend
when all are in bed asleep
I watch House on tape!</p>
<p>I might diagnose
an illness in my sleep or
dream up a new cure.</p>
<p>Type your haikus fast
or you might have to login
twice, that’s not much fun!</p>
<p>Sleeping not at 8!
Sharing Haiku must be done.
Happy, it is fun.</p>
<p>I am here too friend
8th grade parents met tonight
DS walks soon too</p>
<p>Dynamics woo me
Sociology of moms
who meet to plan grad</p>
<p>Who said queen Bees go
They live for graduations
To relive their past</p>
<p>esobay my friend
so splendid to have you here
to write 5-7-5</p>
<p>Idol fills the screen
That one annoying girl peaves
Young widower rocks</p>
<p>OMG, His’try
PTA so creeps me out.
Queen bees bee stung lips.</p>
<p>@ historymom</p>
<p>Annoying girl stays!
Widower and friend stay too!
Idol holds much hope!</p>
<p>I can’t sing at all
But I can carry a tune
with my awful voice! :)</p>
<p>@ annoying Idol girl:</p>
<p>Oh, pleeeeeeze stop whining!
Your voice is nice, but you beg.
And beg. Oh, SHUTUP!</p>