<p>DH and I both voted absentee b/c he was going to be out of town Tuesday. We still get those annoying calls but take great pleasure in telling them we already voted. </p>
<p>Unless it’s a robocall, which you can’t talk back to. I’m SO glad the calls have stopped today!</p>
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Dadguy, the very idea that some campaign advisor for Tom Kean (NJ senate race) thought that Joe Piscapo’s opinion would sway even one voter in Kean’s direction is disturbing. </p>
<p>I hung up & didn’t hear the whole message, but I understand it was some kind of illogical statement claiming that Menendez is anti-Italian because he voted against Alito’s confirmation. My town is heavily Italian.</p>
<p>m&sdad: I LOVE a Jersey City accent! That’s not a universal opinion, I’m sure.</p>
<p>I haven’t voted yet. My assignment from Rove is to lead a group of engineers to hack into the new electronic voting machines that we are using this year in “Joisey”. Once that is done I will go to the polls, enter my secret code and keep voting until the poll watchers become suspicious. The Dems are just so low tech - resorting to getting votes from dead people.</p>
<p>^This thread is such a chuckle. :)</p>
<p>FF: Would that secret code work in Essex County? 'Cause the Republicans don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell in EC. If you say “Joisey” around here, nobody will know what you mean. They’ll think you’re talking about a town in Iowa or something.</p>
<p>I just saw some Democrats burning what I thought were leaves. Turns out they were absentee ballots from our troops in Iraq.</p>
<p>Well it’s good to see you guys aren’t sore losers.</p>
<p>I take back what I said about the annoying phone calls. Got two so far today, reminding me it’s election day. Duh!</p>
<p>If I were that stupid I wouldn’t be allowed out to find the polling place on my own.</p>
<p>SS, yes the code will work in all voting machines across the states. We have operatives blanketing the state to use them. The team has almost cracked the kernel; once we are done, Operation American Freedom will commence.</p>
<p>As far as the “Joisey” bit … that’s one of brother Karl’s genius suggestions. He has instructed all operatives to tell the polling people that they are “new to Joisey” and that they may take a bit longer in the booth. The mispronunciation of New Jersey will add credibility to the claim of being new to the state. The guy’s a genius!!!</p>
<p>FF: I’m off to vote. Feeling a bit unloved, because Rove hasn’t contacted me with the code yet. I guess when I enter the booth, he’ll transmit it to me via the chip he has planted in every Republican’s brain.</p>
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mom music, I’m embarassed to admit that that happened to me when we moved to this neighborhood. My previous polling place was at the local elementary school. I asked a new neighbor across the street if we voted at the local elementary & he said we did. Turns out, my block was the start of another polling district. I showed up about ten minutes before the polls closed & they didn’t have my registration. It was at another school entirely & I missed voting that year.</p>