<h2>Got same in NC. I’d assume SOMEthing prompted it. But regardless, it’s always a good reminder.</h2>
<p>Funny part of this:
I was flipping through holiday mail.
Something from the USMMA??
It’s unexpected. IT’S UNEXPECTED?!? Doesn’t LOOK like an invoice… hmmm.</p>
<p>What could it say? “Dear Sir/Madam: You plebe has not been attending classes and is actually the first to score confirmed NEGATIVE quiz/test grades in each of Calculus/Chemistry/and Physics! Although this is a unique achievement, it is not a matter of distinction. Thusly, we have shipped him back parcel post to your house, C.O.D … He should be arriving within 10-12 days. We poked air holes in the box so he could breathe. Signed–the management”</p>
<p>SO, when I actually opened it, I must admit some relief it was a reminder for parents/students to participate in sporting contests honorably. So glad it wasn’t the OTHER message I’d imagined… So… another chapter of ‘Parents behaving badly’, perhaps.</p>