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<p>You’re right! Why should we pay any attention to people who have spent four years at one of the two colleges in question? They obviously know nothing about the relative merits of the education they received, and are in no position to speak knowledgeably about their alma mater. The nerve of them!</p>
<p>Instead, let’s listen to people who have never set foot on either campus, who probably still are in high school, who have never had a full-time job in their lives, and who learned everything they know from USN&WR and anonymous Internet chat rooms. Indeed!</p>