U Scranton has fewer than 4,000 students, no Greek life, and would be a match for him. It’s a Catholic school so don’t know if that’s OK. Females make up nearly 60% so males are desirable and some merit (maybe $10,000/year, possibly more) is likely with his stats. Don’t be put off by The Office making fun of the city of Scranton; it’s a pretty campus and the kids who go there seem quite happy.