<p>I wish caterpillars crawled into your bed (not really :))</p>
<p>I wish my pencils were all sharpened.</p>
<p>I wish you’ll be forever deprived of the blessing known as the mechanical pencil throughout your college years.</p>
<p>(that sort of happened several years ago, when I found one on my bedroom floor. it was not fun :mad: :eek: :()</p>
<p>I wish I will have a pleasant and neat roommate.</p>
<p>I wish your messy roommate had no social life and basically lived out of your room 24/7.</p>
<p>I wish I had longer hair.</p>
<p>I wish you had hair so long that it dragged all over the floor.</p>
<p>I wish I had $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000</p>
<p>I also wish you had $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000…in monopoly money!</p>
<p>I wish I wasn’t going to Harvard</p>
<p>I wish you got waitlisted for eternity, so you wouldn’t know if you were going or not.</p>
<p>I wish it was next semester already, so I would know where I was going to college.</p>
<p>I wish you find out that you got rejected at every single college you apply to (not really!)</p>
<p>i wish my zits were gone.</p>
<p>I wish your zits would leave your face forever scarred.</p>
<p>I wish that I had a rainbow unicorn.</p>
<p>I wish your rainbow unicorn stabbed you on your butt and fly away into the sun.</p>
<p>i wish i had more korean songs on my computer.</p>
<p>i wish you had every north korean communist march on your computer, going on and on forever.</p>
<p>I wish I had a great camera for my upcoming senior year</p>
<p>i wish every single store runs out of cameras by the time it’s your turn on the long line, and even ebay’s out by the time your computer boots up.</p>
<p>i wish i was a great kendo fighter.</p>
<p>I wish you were a great kendo fighter, but you were assaulted by ninjas the one day you forget your kendo stick.</p>
<p>I wish I owned the Bank of US, The Federal Reserve Board, The International Monetary Fund, and the US Mint Company and all of its possessions.</p>
<p>I wish the US gov. was stolen of every single cent they had just before they gave you ownership.</p>
<p>I wish I was the thief</p>
<p>eBay will NEVER run out of anything. That would be the same as saying that you can’t find drugs in schools 
…impossible</p>
<p>i wish that the day you receive all these things you get shot by the greatest kendo fighter of your time.</p>
<p>i wish i didnt have to wish for anything.</p>
<p>I wish the US Govt arrested you on your way to the Caribbean, and took all the money.</p>
<p>I wish I was that person that arrested you.</p>
<p>that brings us back to square one, bc the gov now has the money again. crap
f u c king capitalists</p>
<p>I already am in the Caribbean, bc I live in Puerto Rico :D</p>
<p>Back to the wishes:
I wish you didn’t have handcuffs for me.
I wish I would get away from you, VERY FAST!</p>
<p>i wish i caught you and hid you in my closet…and lock you there forever with my clothes.</p>
<p>i wish i had my own security team.</p>
<p>I wish your security team had to be activated by FEMA first.
I wish I could bring back the Celtics to win the NBA Finals</p>
<p>Would I die in your closet, or would you feed me? :D</p>
<p>you’ll die of course! :D</p>
<p>i wish the celtics died in my closet, too.</p>
<p>i wish i had candy</p>
<p>I wish you spent all your money to bring the celtics back, and they lost their first game 0 to 100000.</p>
<p>I wish you would die in blondchick’s closet.</p>
<p>I wish I had US$1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000*10^100000000000000000.</p>