Maroon Article "Admitting the Truth"

[Polyosophy]

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@haavin

“Does fun really come to die there? Is my roommate going to have Asperger’s? Does anyone ever have sex? Will gangbangers strip me naked and leave me to die in the cold? If my dreams of professional school don’t die first?”
Anyone want to answer those for me?

Yes, yes, no, and yes.</p>

<p>Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go study for midterms and weep into my pillow.

This is the humor that I like.
I believe that there will be no change in “specialness.”</p>