<p>Hehe! Well said MichorPlan2. The purpose of this thread was to share a funny, if not whimsical, story about Michigan, on an exclusively University of Michigan forum, purely for the entertainment of Michigan alums and students. It was not intended to:</p>
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<li>Demonstate or prove how good Michigan is as a university, as meon seems to think</li>
<li>Infer that a large percentage of the population cares about this story, as Bearcats so delicately pointed out</li>
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<p>I do not mind the Duke and MSU partisans who proubly point out their universities’ involvement in the Higgs boson discovery, but again, this threat is intended to be fun.</p>