<p>^ Funny stuff! Hate to break it to you, but the city of Tallahassee is like a big Winn-Dixie store–just supersized! Gainesville is like a giant Winn-Dixie too, except Gainesville has a permanent hot dog water odor hanging over it.</p>
<p>Too, hope you’re sitting down–college dining halls use paper napkins–not linen, and the silverware isn’t silver, you’ll get bent, spotted, stainless steel forks with tines pointing 4 different directions.</p>