<p>Someone talk to me. </p>
<p>I am bored as eff right now.</p>
<p>when and where were you born? are in a relationship? do you have your license yet? :P</p>
<p>I WAS born in Planet Earth.</p>
<p>And no, I am not in a relationship haha. I do have my driver’s license, and I did drive cars for a while.</p>
<p>But I don’t have my own car -____-</p>
<p>Why is HAIRY in quotations? Is it because the LEMON is not physically HAIRY, but HAIRY in a sort of metaphorical sense?</p>
<p>would you rather sleep with rosie o’donnell, or natalie portman (BUT, shes a transvestite)?</p>
<p>sorry, I would come up with something less irrelevant, but I can’t</p>
<p>@ohforreal: I’m sure the answer would be Rosie, ha.</p>
<p>Anberlin: it usually is haha, with much hesitation</p>
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<p>Do not question my name! I am the HAIRY LEMON, where I have HAIR growing out of my TEXTURE!!!</p>
<p>lol</p>
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<p>Portman. haha. </p>
<p>If you guys want to party with me during the summer, Ill be here for summer quarter too. -___-</p>
<p>Just trying to get ahead in units.</p>
<p>I can picture it now: Hairy Lemon partying with Rosie O’ Donnell. Reminds of Family Guy when they depicted Rosie as God’s leftovers lol.</p>
<p>Or Rosie could just have a lemon party.</p>
<p>hint hint.</p>