<p>Two weeks ago, I got on a bike for the first time in 25 years. I am now up to four miles, going slowly, no hills thank you. </p>
<p>I am planning to fly over to join next year’s Tour de France. I figured I’d compete for Mr. Conviviality. But if only 1.75 billion more people get disqualified for drug use, I could be competing for the championship! ;)</p>