<p>One alternative is to make your room as messy as possible. I had a roommate who never picked up after himself. His dirty clothes and shoes were all over the floor and his clean clothes were in his laundry basket. Empty food boxes all over his desk and drawer. When the inspection came, he was in his usual deep sleep with no hope of waking him up. My RA and the inspector took a quick glance and said that was it.</p>