<p>I got invited over to my friends house for dinner once. We were all finished, and I needed to go to the bathroom urgently. Of course, there was someone in there already and so I decided to go downstairs to the basement bathroom since “it” was literally halfway out and I couldn’t hold it any longer. So I ran and immediately sat down on the toilet and took care of business. I wipe all the excess off and try to flush the toilet. The silver flushing thingy goes cling cling and the toilet does not flush!!! I was like OH EM GEE. I gave it a couple more tries but everytime I pressed that silver flushing thing the water only rose in the toilet. I waited about 5 minutes and pushed it one last time. It started overflowing and soon enough the bathroom floor was flooded with toilet water+poop particles+pee…I didn’t know what to do so I just covered the toilet up and ran out. My friend’s dad comes up to me and asks, Is everything okay? I answer, um… yeah? He walks into the bathroom after me and immediately yells his wife’s name. My friend goes, HOLY **** how much did you crap!!!</p>