<p>waldo_pepper:</p>
<p>You’ve got that a little mixed up. Hotel Bel-Air, which is walking distance from UCLA, has a stream with swans. The swans leave hotel Bel-Air hourly to attend to UCLA Coeds. These attendant swans fluff and place a white silk pillow under your head, while you’re laying in 78 degree weather on the lawned hill stretching down from Royce Hall toward Pauly Pavillion, home of 11 NCAA basketball championships.</p>