<p>1sokkermom, your post reminded me of a hilarious post I just saw on a political website. I did not write this, but I thoroughly enjoyed it:</p>
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<p>These are not REAL Obama victories because, see, it’s obvious that Barack Obama can only win in states he can do retail politics like Iowa.</p>
<p>Well, these are not real Obama victories because he can only win in states where he can do retail politics states and his home state like Iowa and Illinois.</p>
<p>Well, these are not real Obama victories because he can only win in states where he can do retail politics and his home states and states that have a majority of African-American voters like Iowa, Illinois and South Carolina.</p>
<p>Well, these are not real Obama victories because he can only win in states where he can do retail politics and his home state and states that have a majority of African-American voters and caucus states like Iowa, Illinois and South Carolina and Nebraska.</p>
<p>Well, these are not real Obama victories because he can only win in caucus states and his home state and states that have a majority of African-American voters and states where he has time to do retail politics and states in the south like Iowa, Illinois and South Carolina, Nebraska and Georgia.</p>
<p>Well, these are not real Obama victories because he can only win in caucus states and his home state and states that have a majority of African-American voters and states where he has time to do retail politics and states in the south and states in the northeast like Iowa, Illinois and South Carolina, Nebraska, Georgia and Connecticut.</p>
<p>Well, these are not real Obama victories because he can only win in caucus states and his home state and states that have a majority of African-American voters and states where he has time to do retail politics and states in the deep south and states in the northeast and states in the Midwest like Iowa, Illinois and South Carolina, Nebraska, Georgia, Connecticut and Kansas.</p>
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<p>(It goes on…)</p>