<p>lol, okay…</p>
<p>Cosmo is actually not all about sex. For instance, in this month’s edition: “5 ways to become famous”, “Health concerns about tanning”, “how to make the prettiest ponytail”, and my most arrousing article “Shocking statistic about STDs”… sooooo arrousing. </p>
<p>The magazine caters to a lot of the generalized daily interests and concerns of women, and <em>gasps</em> because we have sex, that’s gonna be in there too! Playboy is to masturbate and check out some boobs and vaginas. Oh but you know, because I’m ‘emotionally stimulated’, I am sexually satisfied by reading my horoscope in Cosmo. that’s ■■■■■■■■.</p>