<p>@NDgradNDdad: I don’t have any shame in being a year away from a PhD in chemical engineering. Is there something wrong with accomplishing that? Should I have majored in marketing or ‘business administration’ instead? Oh no, why did I throw my life away on an engineering degree?! Why did I take a comfortable stipend and free tuition/health care for five years when I could have been unemployed?! IT WAS A MISTAKE, TEACH ME HOW TO TAKE AVERAGES IN EXCEL PLEASE!</p>
<p>And I am working this weekend, unlike lazy business majors. Mammalian cells don’t freeze themselves.</p>